you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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