do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize