every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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