oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i need some magic done to my vagina
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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