Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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