He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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