Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
