Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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