I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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