my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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