People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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