only if we run a train.
done.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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