what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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