Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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