what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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