Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize
