Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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