people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
