But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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