There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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