My hand turned me down
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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