Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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