drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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