So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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