Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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