it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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