i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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