You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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