My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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