He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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