Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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