I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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