you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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