just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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