you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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