lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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