The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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