I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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