this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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