We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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