So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so let's talk penis.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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