Christians are straight up FREAKS
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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