The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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