She's JV to your varsity
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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