This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
