My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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