Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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