the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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