Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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