Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
handjob tips. give me some.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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