I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He has the fingertips of a God
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