As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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