Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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