And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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