I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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